Please send me my package

1. I am not posting because I dont have any new pictures to post
2. This is directly because I do not have a Compact Flash card
3. Mom, for the love of God, please send me my package. You have had my things for over a week now.
4. Its getting really hot here.
5. I played soccer today and got cussed out by 5 Scottish men in "English"
6. Masroor might be coming soon! How exciting. Yaani fatany!
7. I put pictures of everyone on my blog, hoping to elicit some sort of "hey cool thats me!" but no one cared/post
8. If anyone wants a postcard, please email me your address. Please keep in mind that I am not proactive in sending postcards.
   
9. If you would like one, you must submit a request to my Gmail address. Please and a thank you.
   
10. It takes 3-4 weeks from mail to come from UAE to USA. Its pathetic.
    

I like swinging in the swing(z)

Ollright. Well its been a really long time eh, dudez. Well, since no one really wants to read 1 post that covers the past ## days, we can summarize:

• I went back home to Dallas, Texas as a surprise (for those of you who didn't know, surprise!)
• I got to see all my brothers and my nephew, Mr. Ayaan
• He is amazing and soft
• My brothers and cousins are awesome
  
• My relationship suffered a major setback! Discovery by the elders. Hot dog
• We now have a fence at home. I like swinging in the swing(z)
• Sarah is really cool!
• I got an ear infection
• I went to Arizona for work
• I got two shots
• Upon my arrival, my luggage was misplaced for 4-5 days
• Upon my reception of the said luggage, $1,200 worth of electronics were stolen
• Sadface

I am now in the process of trying to retrieve the funds for my mishap. No one wants to read about that, im sure, but just be reassured that the experience so far has been similar to using a cheese grater as toilet paper.

On a lighter note, feel free to browse through pictures of the zoo and family football here. Some of them are dandy.

The Family

Mmmm Baby

Naveen Bhabi with her Beta
Big Ol Brother
Dad
Tom Cruise
Lt. Iwmran, saluting to his Captain
Matching lipstick
Tool
Sweetheart
Laugh-ease
Mustache
Proof that mom gets upset
Mo-izz, what a good lookin' Kid. He's going to Denmark!

(the rest of the people are either allergic to cameras (females) or I am not allowed to have pictures of them, or I don't have any. Ollright.